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46 SCENES FROM 46 EPISODES OF PARKS AND RECREATION

LESLIE: Okay. So let’s, um, talk about your opening remarks. Do you want me to write you a rap? I’ll write you a rap. No, you know what? You’re never going to be able to pull it off. You’re too white. How ‘bout a show tune or something?
BEN: I was just, uh, planning to introduce myself - non-musically - and then get everyone to refer to their packets and, uh, blah, blah, blah.
LESLIE: No. No “blah, blah, blah,” okay? You need to go over every single detail with me.
BEN: Leslie, I promise you I won’t half-ass this, okay? Now get some rest.
LESLIE: I have some great news. I think my fever just broke.
BEN: Goodbye.

3.02, “Flu Season”

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