“I would like to be president someday, so no, I’ve not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn’t any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.”
“I am a city councilwoman from Pawnee, Indiana. But you’ve probably never heard of us. We’re small and unimportant. We’ve had tons of problems. We’re overrun with raccoons and obese toddlers. Anyway, I’m probably boring you. I just wanted to say that you are my role models, and uh, you are incredibly amazing women, and it is an honor to meet you, and I really respect your grace under pressure. And thank you for your time.”
AN UNSPECIFIED NUMBER OF CHARACTERS I LOVE • Leslie Knope
It’s not cool. It’s trespassing, and that is breaking the rules. Cool people make the rules. They don’t break the rules. And if those kids want you to break the rules then they’re not really your friends.
Leslie Knope (red, white, and blue) → asked by shrinkthemoon
